fr iend!! !!!
im coming friend
im here i love u
here are some of the photos I took at the San Diego zoo, of a male harpy eagle. I love harpy eagles O_O Feel free to use as reference for drawing or anything, I know I will be eventually.
man, some birds are just so damn gorgeous it hurts places!
so i typed this up in a wordpad
and i found a printer (one of my neighbours)
i just did more
omg i just heard someone next door scream “WHO IS DOING THIS”
i wonder if they can HEAR ME LAUGHGING
NOW I’M DONE
THIS IS THE LAST ONE
I AM DONE THIS TIME
SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.
GET SOME FRUIT.
BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT.
BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE.
PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES.
NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER.
YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE?
TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARCORE MOTHERFUCKER.
I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER.
WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’
IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT.
NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE.
TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT.
Is it bad i read this in Karkats voice?
hey eisa on carlene’s account right now, i just wanted to reblog that again cos carlene is still struggling and needs that money rly badly
any signal boosting is appreciated/donations is appreciated!!! as well as signal boosting!!! i know there’s a lot of these posts out there but sometimes we forget that people really do struggle with little money out there and instead of brushing them off we should try to help them! that could be YOU in that position, tommorow, today or at any point in the future so
yea!!! help is needed and rly appreciated no matter the amount!!
My friend still needs help! So please do whatever you can for her.
Characters from Toby’s Undertale demo. Play it!
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I forgot to post this!
In print form!
Seriously, if you guys have the money to spare I wouldn’t mind making something at a printable resolution for you.
I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!
I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD
The crack fic is enough for a reblog.
My favorite part is when authors write these themselves, and then you have a big, shiny, convoluted map that’s all canon.
A long time ago, two races lived peacefully on the Earth’s surface, HUMANS and MONSTERS.
One day, a terrible war broke out between the two creeds. After a long battle, the HUMANS were victorious. They forced the MONSTERS into a mountain cavern and sealed the entrance with a magic spell.
Many years have passed since then…
I’ve been working on a role-playing game. It’s called UNDERTALE. Here is the demo. Please play it if you have Windows.
If you like the game, please post about it and tell your friends to play it.
The gameplay is good! The art is good! The music is good! It’s a good! \o/